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About Me:

Tila Tequila Stuck between wanting swing by the library and wanting to swing around a pole.
Mood: Crunk
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You keep telling me that you’ll be sweet

And you’ll never want to leave my side.
As long as I don’t break these...

Promises they still feel all so wasted on myself
You people probably won't even be able to read this because my page is so cluttered...sooo...imma blab a little bit here...hoping you won't read it. Here we go: I like people who are really fucked up. I mean like tormented in one way or another because then i won't feel like such a freak around those that are "normal." nerds, geeks, and freaks are all my friends. Cool people are pretty damn lame. I love being in love but i hate the consequences. I do a lot of things that are self destructive. I try not to. I like being at home alone...a lot! So much more fun than surrounding myself with a bunch of wacko's out there. I am also bi-polar so that should explain my irratic postings. I like to read. I love to read. I am a nerd. I've always been a nerdy geek trapped inside a umm...woman's body. Yea....that's me. People love me for some reason.

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Apr 16 2014 7:51 am

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"You’re the world to me. Everything. You are the last person I want to see before I slip into a coma, and the first person I wanna see when I get to hell."

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Apr 16 2014 6:43 am

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at the resturant with bae
waitress: *fills his glass with ice water*
me: *watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
me: you want my man or something?
her: wh-wat?
me: i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
me: I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
me: everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
him: aye calm down
me: nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy

Apr 16 2014 5:34 am

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Apr 16 2014 3:17 am

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Apr 15 2014 7:52 am

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Me: 911 whats up
Caller: yeah I think someone's in my house right now?
Me: damn, g you aint lock the door?
Caller: ....what?
Me: nah I'm playin I'm sending the police over you live on the southside tho they gone be about 4 hours

Apr 15 2014 6:43 am

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has anyones crush ever actually worked out for them or is that a myth

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Apr 15 2014 5:35 am

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