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Tila Tequila Stuck between wanting swing by the library and wanting to swing around a pole.
Mood: Crunk
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You keep telling me that you’ll be sweet

And you’ll never want to leave my side.
As long as I don’t break these...

Promises they still feel all so wasted on myself
You people probably won't even be able to read this because my page is so cluttered...sooo...imma blab a little bit here...hoping you won't read it. Here we go: I like people who are really fucked up. I mean like tormented in one way or another because then i won't feel like such a freak around those that are "normal." nerds, geeks, and freaks are all my friends. Cool people are pretty damn lame. I love being in love but i hate the consequences. I do a lot of things that are self destructive. I try not to. I like being at home alone...a lot! So much more fun than surrounding myself with a bunch of wacko's out there. I am also bi-polar so that should explain my irratic postings. I like to read. I love to read. I am a nerd. I've always been a nerdy geek trapped inside a umm...woman's body. Yea....that's me. People love me for some reason.

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Jun 29 2014 7:49 pm

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❝Take these broken wings and learn to fly--

Every child has a dream. Some would like to become a world renowned surgeon, others wish travel the world. However, Kim Jaejoong has never been one to color inside the lines. His wish, as child with chubby fingers and his head in the clouds? Jaejoong wanted to fly.

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Jun 29 2014 7:46 pm

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12 Life Hacks/Tricks to Simplify Your Life #384


1. The more control you have over your reactions, the more peaceful your life will become.

2. Take vitamin B complex during the summer. Insects don’t like the way it makes you smell to them, it wards off mosquitos and biting flies

3. If you are drunk and have the urge to vomit, taking short rapid breaths can help it go away.

4. Desperate for money? NASA will pay $15,000 to anyone who is willing to sit in bed for 87 days, to research the effect of zero gravity.

5. A hot shower can unblock a stuffy nose and help relieve cold symptoms.

6. In disagreements with loved ones, deal with the current situation. Don’t bring up the past as that will only cause unnecessary resentment.

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Jun 29 2014 7:22 pm

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Where can i hire someone to give me money

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Jun 29 2014 7:19 pm

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brand new to this game; gimme some love. help me out. send some friends. I’m open to it all. I’m too lonely over here and need company to keep me not so sad. can you spare a hand? nothing more asked than a reblog to get the word around so some peeps can go through with a follow

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Jun 29 2014 5:09 pm

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Jun 29 2014 5:07 pm

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I still call it a “selca” because “selfie” sounds like a slang term for masturbation

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Jun 29 2014 5:05 pm

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"Respond intelligently even to unintelligent treatment."

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